Friday, April 20, 2007

Private Label Swill Party

Just discovered a wine tasting party that can be personalized to fit your event!

Chez Hayden Swill Party anyone?

Unembraceable... Me!

Andrew is now free from his brace! Yee-haw!

It marks his 6 month anniversary and after a slew of x-rays, the doctor gave him the final word to shed his albino warrior gear. I was a bit disappointed because I wanted to see his brace removed permanently, alas, they removed it in radiology and the tech came back with the good news.

Andrew was initially apprehensive (I don't know why he played the doubting Thomas at this point), that corset would not be strapped on him by me regardless. ;)

However, when the doc came in for a consult, I made him stand next to Andrew and give him that official okie dokie handshake.

I guess we can call this surgery successful.

Friday, March 23, 2007

New Word

  1. What you call the person who sits in the passengers seat (or worse, the back seat) of the car with a map on their lap and complains every time you miss a turn that they forgot to tell you about ahead of time.
  2. The person who was responsible for reading you the directions to an event, but either forgets them, or doesn't read them properly, and then proceeds to complain that you are never going to get there.
  3. The person who was responsible for getting you hopelessly lost because they cannot read a map, even though they said they were an expert, and then spends the rest of your life retelling the tail of how you got the two of you hopelessly lost that one time.
  4. Your Mother in-law who claims she doesn't need a map and constantly barks directions over your shoulder, reminiscenses about the construction for the 10 miles.
  5. Your Mother-in-law who insists on directions and then fails to use them on your wedding day, leading the sheep unwittingly to an adult bookstore.